Thursday, July 17

Why, Why, Why,

  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
  • If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
  • Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
  • Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  • Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
  • Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
  • How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
  • When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
  • In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
  • How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
  • And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends - -if they're ok, then it's you!!

10 Comments:

Tanis said...

Thanks for the giggles this morning :)

June Houck said...

why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway...

Michelle said...

LOL! So true!

maggie said...

I do hope you intend on answering these important question or shall i just not sleep tonight? thanks

Deborah said...

I got a good laugh out of these! Thanks, just what I needed! Deb

Rita said...

This was great Corie...thanks for the laughs today!

Debbie/StudioBeeCreations said...

WHY...indeed!!....I enjoyed the "commentary"....and the giggles!!TFS...blessings, Debbie

Shannon McGann said...

Too funny! Thanks for posting this!

Rosella said...

Great chuckle to start off my day! Thank you! Oh why, but why?....

Debbie said...

Just Fabulous

Love Debbie xx